kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



"I didn’t prepare a speech but I’m glad that I didn’t because I’m not going to do this like everybody else. Um, because everybody that I should be thanking I have to use this time — Maya Angelou said, “we as human beings at our best can only create opportunities” and I’m going to use this opportunity the way I want to use it. So, I want to say to everyone who is watching, this world is bullshit. You shouldn’t model your life on what you think we think is cool, what we’re wearing, and what we are saying. Go with yourself. Go with yourself. It’s stupid that I am in this world but you’re all very cool to me. Thank you very much.”- Fiona Apple accepting the award for Best New Artist at the VMAs, 1997

"I didn’t prepare a speech but I’m glad that I didn’t because I’m not going to do this like everybody else. Um, because everybody that I should be thanking I have to use this time — Maya Angelou said, “we as human beings at our best can only create opportunities” and I’m going to use this opportunity the way I want to use it. So, I want to say to everyone who is watching, this world is bullshit. You shouldn’t model your life on what you think we think is cool, what we’re wearing, and what we are saying. Go with yourself. Go with yourself. It’s stupid that I am in this world but you’re all very cool to me. Thank you very much.”
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Fiona Apple accepting the award for Best New Artist at the VMAs, 1997

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skylorde:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

novakian:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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this child is a disney princess

or bear grylls’ daughter

she is pure of heart

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

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lilbijou:

moon—cunt:

prowlish:

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer

this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\

exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.

yeah this is important af

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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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unclefather:

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

go spider

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